Sunday, April 02, 2006

Never Lie...

The characters and the story is just an imagination.

A Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for
dinner, who lives with a girl
roommate Sunita.

During the course of the meal, his mother couldn't
help but notice how pretty Kumar's, roommate was.
She had long been suspicious of a relationship
between the two, and this had only made her more curious. Over the
course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started
to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met the
eye. Reading his mom's thoughts,
Kumar volunteered, "I know what you
must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates."

About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying,
"Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the
silver chutney jar. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"
Kumar said,"Well, I doubt it, but I'll email her, ! just to be sure."

So he sat down and wrote :
Dear Mother:
I'm not saying that you 'did' take the chutney jar
from my house, I'm not saying that you 'did not' take the chutney
jar.
But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were
here
for dinner.

Love,
Kumar.


Several days later, Kumar received an email from his
Mother which read
Dear Son:
I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with Sunita, and
I'm not saying that you do not' sleep with Sunita. But the fact
remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found
the chutney jar by now under the pillow...

Love,
Mom.

Lesson of the day: Don't Lie to Your Mother...........especially if she is
Indian!!!

4 Comments:

At April 03, 2006, Blogger Ganesh Ranganathan said...

I have read the same joke with english names....lol...

 
At April 03, 2006, Blogger brute said...

LOL... guess wat i lie to my mom at least 20 times a day :P

 
At April 03, 2006, Blogger Shiva said...

@Ganesh... Ya, its a common joke.

@Brute... Try not to lie here after Brute, the story is 4 u!

 
At April 03, 2006, Blogger Sindhu said...

Lol..good one. Have read this in one Reader's Digest!

 

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