Monday, March 27, 2006

Dumb Jokes(Really)!!!

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
Sanka.

"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."
"Yes sir," came the reply, "it's fresh ground."

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
He looks through a catalog in the plastic surgeon's office.

How can you recognize a burned-out hippie?
He used to take acid, now he takes antacid.

What has three teeth and sixty feet?
The front row at a Willy Nelson concert.

What is the new O.J. web site address?
slash.slash.backslash.escape

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.

Do you know how you can spot Ronald McDonald on the beach?
He is the only one with sesame seed buns.

What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?
Homeless.

Have you heard of the new Ken Doll. It's called the "Child Support Ken"?
It can't be found.

What do you call a funeral where you smell your own flowers?
A wedding.

How do you get five hundred cows in a barn?
Put up a "Bingo" sign.

What does a bulimic have for dessert?
Two fingers.

6 Comments:

At March 28, 2006, Blogger Sindhu said...

MOKKAI Shiva!!!!!!!!!

 
At March 29, 2006, Blogger brute said...

wat's mokkai?

 
At March 29, 2006, Blogger Ganesh Ranganathan said...

yabba kadi joke da sami!!!!

 
At March 29, 2006, Blogger Shiva said...

@Brute--- Mokkai--- "Blade"!!!

 
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