Monday, March 27, 2006

Dumb Jokes(Really)!!!

How do crazy people go through the forest?
They take the psycho path.

What kind of coffee was served on the Titanic?
Sanka.

"Waiter! This coffee tastes like mud."
"Yes sir," came the reply, "it's fresh ground."

How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
He looks through a catalog in the plastic surgeon's office.

How can you recognize a burned-out hippie?
He used to take acid, now he takes antacid.

What has three teeth and sixty feet?
The front row at a Willy Nelson concert.

What is the new O.J. web site address?
slash.slash.backslash.escape

What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
A speech impediment.

Do you know how you can spot Ronald McDonald on the beach?
He is the only one with sesame seed buns.

What do you call a musician without a girlfriend?
Homeless.

Have you heard of the new Ken Doll. It's called the "Child Support Ken"?
It can't be found.

What do you call a funeral where you smell your own flowers?
A wedding.

How do you get five hundred cows in a barn?
Put up a "Bingo" sign.

What does a bulimic have for dessert?
Two fingers.

Saturday, March 25, 2006

Parable of the Carrot, Egg, and Coffee...

You may never look at a CUP OF COFFEE the same way again.

A young woman went to her mother and told her about her life and how things were so hard for her. She did not know how she was going to make it and wanted to give up. She was tired of fighting and struggling.
It seemed as one problem was solved a new one arose. Her mother took her to the kitchen. She filled three pots with water and placed each on a high fire. Soon the pots came to a boil. In the first, she placed carrots, in the second she placed eggs and the last she placed ground coffee beans. She let them sit and boil, without saying a word.

In about twenty minutes she turned off the burners. She fished the carrots out and placed them in a bowl. She pulled the eggs out and placed them in a bowl. Then she ladled the coffee out and placed it in a bowl.

Turning to her daughter,
she asked, "Tell me, what do you see?"
"Carrots, eggs, and coffee," she replied.

She brought her closer and asked her to feel the carrots. She did and noted that they were soft. She then asked her to take an egg and break it. After pulling off the shell, she observed the hard-boiled egg. Finally, she asked her to sip the coffee.
The daughter smiled as she tasted its rich aroma.
The daughter then asked, "What does it mean, mother?"
Her mother explained that each of these objects had faced the same adversity--boiling water--but each reacted differently.

The carrot went in strong, hard and unrelenting.
However after being subjected to the boiling water, it softened and became weak.
The egg had been fragile.
Its thin outer shell had protected its liquid interior. But, after sitting through the boiling water, its inside became hardened. The ground coffee beans were unique, however. After they were in the boiling water they had changed the water.
"Which are you?" she asked her daughter. " When adversity knocks on your door, how do you respond? Are you a carrot, an egg, or a coffee bean?"
Think of this: Which am I? Am I the carrot that seems strong, but with pain and adversity, do I wilt and become soft and lose my strength?

Am I the egg that starts with a malleable heart, but changes with the heat? Did I have a fluid spirit, but after death, a breakup, a financial hardship or some other trial, have I become hardened and stiff? Does my shell look the same, but on the inside am I bitter and tough with a stiff spirit and a hardened heart?
Or am I like the coffee bean? The bean actually changes the hot water, the very circumstance that brings the pain. When the water gets hot, it releases the fragrance and flavor.
If you are like the bean, when things are at their worst, you can get better and change the situation around you with God's help. How do you handle adversity?
When adversity strikes, ask yourself...
ARE YOU A CARROT, AN EGG, OR A COFFEE BEAN?

Sunday, March 12, 2006

Believe It or Not!!!


* A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.

* Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

* On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

* The average human eats eight spiders in their lifetime at night.(Taste it tonight)

* The most common name in the world is Mohammed.

* There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

* You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.(Try it!!! LOL)

* You share your birthday with at least nine million other people in the world.

* More people are killed by donkeys annually than are killed in plane crashes.

* Some lions mate over 50 times a day!!!(My Goodness!)

Friday, March 10, 2006

Bad Getting Worse....


I don't know whats happening to me. I feel very confused and dejected. And the point is, i dont know for what i am getting confused. I feel like going exile, where i dont know anyone. It seems crazy, but thats what is going in my mind. I am unable to do any kind of work. I wanna change this situation, but i am inable to.

Wednesday, March 08, 2006

Class Portrait!!!


This is my class photograph which was taken in Ooty.

Happy Woman's Day!!!


Happy Women's Day to all the Females in this World. Here is a virtual Rose for all of them who visit my blog.

Friday, March 03, 2006

TAGGED!!!

I was tagged by Sindhu, for the second time!!! Even though we had no college for the past 3 to 4 days, i didnt feel any difference. I didnt get time to post immediately after been tagged. So, even if its late, its the latest. And here it goes....

Ten Years Ago...

* I was dreaming of becoming like Sachin and fought with my Mom to buy a cricket kit(Didn't get it till now).
* Rode a TVS Champ and fell down before going to school in the morning. Was hurt severely. Yet went to school. I hated taking leaves(not from the plant).
* I was the tallest in my class and stood at the last in the Assembly.
* Playing cricket was my greatest passion at that time and i was the best fielder and was called Jetti Rhodes(Not Jhonty Rhodes).
* Tv, Tv, Tv. I was always watching that Idiot Box and would always get scoldings for that,from my Mom.
* Of course, I was ten years younger than what i am now(i am 19 years young now) and i was studying in Fifth standard.

Five Years Ago...

* I was in Tenth Standard and i was called King of Chemistry in my class.
* It was year when i got 2 out of the 3 Best Friends i have.
* I was the happiest person on earth as i satisfied my Mom, Uncle and my Brother as i got the percentage of marks what they expected.
* I decided to take Biology group in Eleventh standard and dreamt of becoming a Doc.
* I was crazy about Computers.
* I asked my brother to get me a Keyboard and decided to learn Music.

Last Year...

* Nothing special. Same damn boring life in SRM.
* Got an Ipod.
* Went for an Industrial Visit to Bangalore and Ooty which i didnt enjoy.
* Was composing my own music.
* Enrolled myself for GRE coaching classes.
* Broke up with a friend who didnt understand me.
* found a new friend.
* Became part of the "Biotunes" band and performed in 2 competitions.
* Made a video for my song(with a Handycam in the Beach!!!).
* Last year was neutral with merely no ups and downs.

Yesterday...

* I Was in SSN Engineering college to perform in the prelims of the light music competition held there. Their culturals were named "Instincts".
* I was damn tired as we were the forteenth team to perform and waited from 9 A.M. to 2:30 P.M.
* I was frustrated as we were not selected for the finals.
* I was afraid of my future, as our college was on strike.
* I was practising for the culturals in MIT(MITAFEST) for day after tomorrow.

Five Yummy Things...

* Paratta-kurma.
* Masaal Dosa.
* Butter Naan-Gobi Manchuriyan.
* Baby corn Pizza.
* Hyderabad Chicken Biryani.

Five Songs I know by heart...

* Sorry seems to be... Blue.
* Venmathi... Minnale.
* Poongaatrilae... Uyirae(Dil se).
* Oru Naalil... Pudupettai.
* Thenpandi Seemayilae... Naayagan.

Places I Escape To...

* My Keyboard
* My Comp
* My Ipod
* Terrace
* My Friend's place
* SMS


Five Things I'd Do If I have Money...

* Buy my Mom the costliest Saree on Earth and whatever she wants.
* Buy myself a Korg Triton.
* Build a recording Theatre.
* Start a Biotech concern.
* Make a movie with my friends.

TV Shows

* Mr.Bean.
* Kalakkapovadhu yaaru.
* Small wonder.
* Chidhambara Ragasiyam.

Five Things I can't Live Without

* Mom
* Music
* Friends
* Comp
* Mobile

Last But Not The LeasT!!!

After a long gap, we had a light music competition on 24th of feb. It was in valliammai engg college, and the culturals was named "Vaanavil". Our band "Biotunes" combined with "Mystique Sutra" to form "Mystique Tunes".
We decided to perform "veerapandi koottayilae" and an own composition. In the lot system, we got the last place to perform (ie) we were the sixth team to perform. Our main competitor was "Yaatra" of our college. We had a high level of confidence until yaatra performed before us. They performed a song from "Agni Natchathiram" and ooh lalala from "Minsaara Kanavu". So we became a bit nervous. The next moment, we were asked to perform. We performed to our best. We were not sure of everything and there was a shocking news that there were only 2 prizes, only first and second. We were really tensed up. When the results were announced, my team mates were really excited and happy coz "we got the FIRST PLACE". But i was not satisfied as i made two mistakes in the song we played. "I played a wrong note at the right time and a right note at the wrong time!!!" The judge said that we had chosen a tough song to perform and appreciated us. The cash prize was 3000bucks and there were 11 members in our band!!!