Friday, February 17, 2006

I wanna live in this island alone, forever and ever...

How about my new car??? Any comments?

A Set of Fwd Jokes!!!


1) Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on theOpen Desktop."
Customer : "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer : "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer : "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, si r. Can you tell me what youhave done up untilthis point?"
Customer : "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and Iwrote 'click'."

2) Customer : "I received the software update yousent, but I am still getting the same error message."
Tech Support: "Did you install the update?"
Customer : "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"

3) Customer : "I'm having trouble installingMicrosoft Word."
Tech Support: "Tell me what you've done."
Customer : "I typed 'A:SETUP'."!
Tech Support: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."
Customer : "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore andRecovery disk'."
Tech Support: "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
Customer : "What?
Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
Customer : "No..."

4) Customer : "Do I need a computer to use yoursoftware?"
Tech Support: ?!%#$

5) Tech Support: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen,canyou see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer : "Wow. How can you see my screen fromthere?"

6) Tech Support: "What type of computer do youhave?"
Customer : "A white one."

7) Tech Support: "Type 'A:' at the prompt."
Customer : "How do you spell that?"

8) Tech Support: "What's on your screen right now?"
Customer : "A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me at the grocery store."

9) Tech Support: "What operating system are you running?"
Customer : "Pentium."

10) Customer : "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion!"

Monday, February 13, 2006

Just For Fun!!!

Vadivelu at His Best!!!
Obviously it's a fake pic.

Friday, February 10, 2006

Aarya Strikes Back!!!

This is nothing to do with actor Aarya. The one i mentioned is none other than my class incharge D.P.R. (we named him Aarya. Dont ask me why)

I was very tired and sleepy in the 7th hour today. As usual he came to the class without any preparation. Since he had to while away the time(50 min), he started blasting everyone as usual. I dont know how he is managing to shout for about 50 min. He has to have some reasons for shouting at us. So, he started asking questions and asked about the experiment we did the last week and whether we checked out the results, and again barked at us. If the instructor does a mistake, how r we responsible for that? If we follow whatever they say, its wrong. If we dont follow also its wrong. What a life in SRM? Huh. Waiting for the End!!!

Monday, February 06, 2006


The Rules of the game are as follows:

1. The tagged victim has to come up with 8 different points of their perfect lover.

2. Need to mention the sex of the target.

3. Tag 8 victims to join this game & leave a comment on their comments saying they’ve been tagged.

4. If tagged the 2nd time, there’s no need to post again.

I was tagged by Sindhu.

Well, The target would obviously be a female!!

I would be happy if i get a love with the following Qualities: (Well i can live with a girl without these!!!!)

(i) Accept me as what i am.

(ii) Motivating and supportive.

(iii) Beauty matters only upto an extent.

(iv) Frank.

(v) Tolerate my 'Mokkai' (PJs- Poor Jokes).

(vi) It's better if she likes music.

(vii) Good critic.

(viii) Humorous and should be able to manage any kind of situation.

Well, I expect a Love like this. Any Applications???!!!